Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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