It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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