we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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