It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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