When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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