she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
But theres a keg here and me gusta
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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