So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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