We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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