i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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