oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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