Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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