Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im holly from the hills drunk
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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