Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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