have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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