so that wasnt chicken after all
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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