Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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