i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
