I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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