xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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