Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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