love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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