WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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