I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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