I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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