I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
