party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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