You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
jump out the window naked night went bad
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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