Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
