i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
