brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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