I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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