# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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