So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Be still, my beating vagina.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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