Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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