whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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