If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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