Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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