I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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