We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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