I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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