matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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