Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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