Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.