with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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