omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He passed out mid-signature
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.