He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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