Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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