i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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