There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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