I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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