I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The power of my boobs compel you
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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