evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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