Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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