i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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