Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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