It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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